Barbie girl in a Barbie world...Lifeless plastic,How fantastic!

 Does this saying sound familiar...I bet it does...

While I  understand the  desire   of girls, and  apparently  women everywhere to be  Barbie.(  I mean,  lets  face it that woman has everything.) I can not fathom  how  it became so popular  to call yourself  Barbie. It is ridiculous, shes plastic and a doll, .a toy....Yet everywhere you  go all over Cyberspace  we have colonies of girls and women claiming to be "Barbies".  merely for the physical attributes... which is physically inpossible as  stated below:

 Researchers   generating a computer model of a  woman with Barbie doll proportions  found that her back would be too weak to support   the weight of her upper body and  that her body would be too narrow  to contain more than half a  liver  and  a few centimeters bowel. A real woman built that way would suffer constant Diarrhea  and eventually  die of malnutrition. 

The claim of Barbie being " Anotomically correct" is a lie.

If you want to copy Barbie so much just do it for the right reasons
Don't forget  that Barbie is  many things  A business woman, a college student, a teacher, a lawyer, a mother, a sister , and so many other things  that the average girl and Woman is .  instead of striving the unattainable physical features  of Barbie , try to strive for being a successful role model like Barbie.  Then  you can call yourself a  "Barbie" or just realize that  you are not "Barbie" at  all but a successful woman  named (insert name here) and Barbie is only, after all,  a plastic play thing with a painted blank stare and plastic smile. not a real woman.  And most certainly not what you want to be...